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By B.D. Jones Himself!!!!

| Signs | K-19 | We Were Soldiers | Star Wars III | Salem's Lot | AVP | Star Trek: First Contact | Airplane! | Pokemon | JGTT |

Signs (2002)*****
"Terrible movie. Well there was one funny part. It was when the aliens attacked the house. The suspense was good though. Did I mention that I absolutely adore bananas? In the movie, I found the film's suspense was the only element that made it worth watching."

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K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)*****
"Pretty good movie. In spite of a strong performance, Harrison Ford does an awful Russian accent. Liam Neeson was great too. It was boring at times."

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We Were Soldiers (2002)*****
"It was OK. It just went on and on! It was like "oh, we're losing!" and "oh, we're winning now!", I mean cummon! My dad wanted to get it though."

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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)*****
"Pretty good movie. It had the bizarre script that George Lucas is notorious for, which unfortunately caused the actors performances to suffer. All except for Hayden Christensen, who is an absolutely awful actor!! Good fights, special effects, and action."

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Salem's Lot (1979)*****
"Pretty good movie. Good suspense and music highlight this excellent six-hour Vampire yarn by Stephen King. Complete with opening coffins and flashing eyes, this is a movie which everyone will love."

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Alien Vs. Predator (2004)*****
"Terrible movie. There were many continuity problems. This was especially evident in a scene where an alien's tail grew about 2 times in one scene. Avoid if possible."

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Star Trek: First Contact (1996)*****
"Pretty good movie. A good trek film about how the nasty Borg Collective goes back in time to alter Earth's history so it will be easier to assimilate. Complete with excellent special effects and a great performance by Patrick Stewart, this is likely A Trek film that most non-trek fans will enjoy and understand."

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Airplane! (1980)*****
"Pretty good movie. An o utrageously hilarious film by the ZAZ team (Rat Race, Scary Movie[s]) with lot's of "so stupid it's funny " jokes. I used to be scared of this movie when I was little because I thought that it was a serious thriller."

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Pokemon: The First Movie (1999)**********
"Pretty good movie. Pokemon truly exist. I laughed and I cried during this spectacular movie. I wish I had pokemon. There was one funny part, but I can't remember. I'll tell you later. Anyway, awesome movie, realistic situations. Graphics were life-like. Pikachu's acting was Oscar worthy but he was not recognizes as a nominee due to his lack of existence."

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Jamie Goes To Town (Unkown)***********************...
"Pretty good movie. No, this is, beyond doubt, the best movie ever to grace the silver screen. I'm not quite sure what it's about but I know that the film stars the always fabulous James A. Harper. It starts with James' (or Jamie's) trip into town and his adventures. Be sure to check out the heart-stopping sequel, Jamie Goes to Lunch.

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